Material Guy

A brand new Rolls Royce pulls up outside an expensive resturant and the Armani suited gent throws open the door...just as a lorry is going past which rips the door clean off. The rich man is straight on the phone to the police and when they arrive he is beside himself with grief over his damaged car and mud slpattered suit. The policeman tries in vain to calm him down but all he can say is how much this cost and how much that will be to put right etc,etc..eventully the cop looses his patience and says " you lot make me sick, all you can think about is money..you havn't even noticed that your arm was ripped off in the accident !". The rich man looked at his bloody stump and gasped then screamed " Oh god where is my Rolex !!"