Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Hairdryer:
Do not use while taking a shower.
Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (What else is there?)
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
500-piece puzzle:
Some assembly required.
Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious...)
Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children. (Possibly lost in translation?)
Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Bottle of shampoo for dogs
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
Do not eat toner.
13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use.
A toilet bowl cleaning brush.
Do not use orally.
